shitshilarious:

this is how you shut someone down. no swear words. nothing so extreme they can write it off. just something you KNOW they wont be able to shake off. It also helps to have a baritone-voiced plankton controlling your brain when you say it.

(Source: zhukini, via those-moments-were-like-flowers)

ocheano:

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

OMG THIS THE BEST QUOTE I’VE EVER SEEN IN TUMBLR

(via pizza)

  • ♂: I am a boy who has a crush on you
  • ♀: I am a girl who has a crush on you
  • ∞: I am other who has a crush on you
  • ✂: Just delete your tumblr already
  • ✌: You’re awesome
  • ♡: I love your blog
  • ❁: You’re beautiful
  • ✓: I hate you
  • ☹: You’re ugly
  • ☀: I want to fuck you
  • ♬: I wish we were close
  • ♧: I wish we were friends in real life
  • ☆: I relate to a lot of the same things you go through
  • ☮: You inspire me
  • ☾: We should kiss maybe if you wanna that'd be great
  • ✖: I would give you the greatest hug
  • ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ: Bears

rydek:

R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me

(via thisisrubyok)

824706:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this

(via fake-mermaid)

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

image

ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

(via sjiips)

hockpock:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

(via before-i-pine-away)